Got a question? Ask Neville Southall
Bored? Nobody to talk to? Wishing you could strike up a conversation with a rather portly ex-Premier League & FA Cup winning goalkeeper? Well, you’re in luck.
March 21st, 2012
Former Everton stopper Neville Southall is offering you the opportunity to purchase some telephone companionship, in a way that isn’t as suspect as we’ve probably just made it sound.
For the princely sum of just £99, paid in advance via PayPal, Neville will converse with you for 60 minutes about all manner of football-related chat. Naturally, there are some T&Cs thrown into the mix – he won’t talk about anything “unsuitable or inappropriate” and he won’t be held responsible for any injury or illness derived from any advice given. Anyone hoping for a conversation with a Welsh goalkeeper in Welsh will be disappointed, as all conversations are in English.
If you don’ think you can stomach 60 minutes on the dog & bone, big Nev also provides an email service for £49, with the promise of a 72hr response.
You can take up Neville on his offer at http://asknevillesouthall.com/