Aston Villa v Bradford City Sky Sports Cliché Checklist

Tonight, plucky League Two Bradford City, who used to be in the Premier League, have a date with destiny as they look to complete the giant-killing of crisis club Aston Villa in the second leg of the Capital One Cup.

Aston Villa v Bradford City Sky Sports Cliché Checklist

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Andy

January 22nd, 2013

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Of course, following League Two Bradford’s famous win at Valley Parade, we’re fully expecting Sky Sports to chuck around many of the above clichés with gay abandon tonight as City prepare to battle their way to the “lottery” of penalty shoot-outs, where they have a very good record (which sort of dispels this idea of penalties being a lottery at all).

Anyway, prepare to tick-off the relevant phrases (as well as any of your own):

  • – “Giant-killing”
  • – “Plucky”
  • – Any reference to Bradford previously being in the Premier League
  • – The term “crisis club” to describe Aston Villa
  • – “The magic of the cup”
  • – Peter Beagrie using the words “passion”, “desire” and “commitment” – in that order
  • – Any reference to Bradford City’s record in penalty shootouts
  • – “Famous win”
  • – Any reference to the “lottery” of penalty shootouts
  • – Comments on the security of Paul Lambert’s job
  • – Reference to Phil Parkinson being approached about the vacant Blackpool job
  • – Reference to Fabien Delph being a “Bradford lad”
  • – “Date with destiny”
  • – “Fixture congestion”
  • – More than one reminder about away goals not counting in the League Cup
  • – Bradford being referred to as “League Two Bradford”
  • – Something to do with the cold
  • – “Battling”
  • – “nail-biting”

 

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